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Senile Museveni forget Acholi is part of Uganda
Senile Museveni forget Acholi is part of Uganda
The Acholi sub-region is drowning in poverty and despair, yet the aging despot Museveni seems oblivious to the suffering of these Ugandan citizens. With 60% of the population in Acholi living in absolute poverty and education levels disastrously low, the glossy façade of Gulu City is nothing but a cruel illusion. Venture beyond its borders to places like Koch Lii village, and the harsh reality of Museveni’s neglect becomes painfully clear.
Since 1986, when Museveni clawed his way to power through violence in an election he didn’t win, Acholi has been ravaged by war and abandoned by those in power. Under his watch, both the LRA and his NRA/UPDF forces unleashed unspeakable horrors on the people—massacres, rapes, mass displacements, and the plundering of livestock. Decades later, Museveni’s regime has done nothing to compensate those who endured these atrocities. Instead, it continues to sow distrust by allegedly eliminating prominent Acholi leaders like General Lokech, Colonel Ochola, and the late Rt. Hon. Jacob Oulanyah.
Moreover, while the region cries out for basic needs—hospitals with doctors and equipment, schools that actually educate, and protection from armed herdsmen trampling their lands—Museveni’s regime has the audacity to spend UGX 5 billion on parliamentary extravagance in Gulu. This grotesque display of corruption only underscores how out of touch the regime is with the real, dire needs of the people.
Forests are being destroyed for charcoal, young girls are being forced into marriages by poverty-stricken families, and armed Balalo herdsmen, seemingly supported by the regime, are displacing communities and grazing cattle on land that belongs to the struggling wanainchi. The challenges facing Acholi are immense, yet Museveni’s government continues to treat them as an afterthought.
It’s high time the regime acknowledges the plight of the Acholi and takes real action to address the decades of neglect and abuse. Northern Uganda has suffered long enough under the weight of Museveni’s indifference and corruption. The people of Acholi deserve more than empty promises and flashy displays—they deserve justice, dignity, and the chance to rebuild their lives.
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Shs2BN TO FINALLY CONFIRM MUSEVENI IS 109?
Power-hungry dictator Museveni’s Kleptocratic government says it urgently needs Shs2 billion for an “age-detecting machine” to help verify citizens’ birth records.
Officially, it’s about assisting NIRA with ID renewals, yet informally, we all know the truth – machine has one VIP client in mind: Yoseri Tibuhaburwa alias Museveni, the octogenarian despot ruler who has outlived term limits, age limits, and nearly every political opponent.
For decades, Museveni’s age has floated like classified information. Local authorities and churches were reportedly coerced to falsify birth records. Is it flexibility, convenience or criminality?
Immune to arithmetic but time, unlike critics, cannot be tear-gassed. So now comes the solution: a high-tech device to “scientifically” determine how old someone really is. Not through baptism cards.
Not through school records. But through a Shs2 billion scan of biological reality.
Imagine the moment.
The machine hums. It analyses decades of bush war stories, recycled campaign speeches, and constitutional edits. It measures the fossil depth of power and BOOM!! The screen flashes: 109 YEARS.
Verified.
After scrapping presidential age limits to stay in power, perhaps the final irony is needing a machine to admit the obvious. When a leader rules long enough to become a historical monument, the only thing left to modernize is the truth.
If this machine is approved, it won’t just detect age.
It will expose how long one man has clung to a nation like it was personal property — and how much public money it takes to measure a dictatorship’s mileage.
