The limping ruthless tyrant Janet Mwesigwa Makumbi Kataaha Museveni, a.k.a. “Maama Elephantiasis,” is severely ill and could be pronounced dead at any moment.
According to impeccable sources from within criminal Museveni’s inner circle, the rogue oldest mistress was airlifted to Europe yesterday while in a coma. As we report some senior NRA/M generals and cadres have been arrested on suspicion that they may have revealed this information.
A quick question for Power-greedy criminal M7, for how long will you burn our country, Uganda to ashes and still pretend to hide the smoke??
Back to our story, Mama Elephantiasis evacuation follows a week spent in an ICU at a Kampala medical facility strongly guarded by the military. Maama Elephantiasis is reportedly battling cancer and several other ailments leading to multiple organ failures.
This brutal wolf who hides her evils under the skin of a lamb has infact held power behind the throne ever since the criminal power-hungry dude, Yoseri Tibuhaburwa Kaguta Museveni, seized power over 40 years ago.
Since then, she has acted as Uganda’s unofficial co-president, violence and bloodshed are best music. She started with Late Mzee Byanyima family, extended to Kizza Besigye and we all know the reasons behind.
The elephantiasis-stricken despot excels at only one thing: extrajudicial killings!
Despite her de facto status, Maama Elephantiasis clings to the official title of Minister of Education, a role her husband gave her as part of a deliberate scheme to keep the masses uneducated for easier to manipulation and wealth collection from the donors.
She is notoriously known as a serial killer who has widowed countless families and orphaned thousands of children in Uganda.
This insecure old woman issues “shoot-to-kill” and torture orders against anyone she perceives as her husband’s concubines or side chicks.
Worse still, criminal Maama Elephantiasis does not hesitate to assassinate young men who refuse to sleep with her to satisfy her lust, a role her husband can no longer fulfill due to the prostate cancer he is battling.
On the other hand, Musevenis’ apologists and sycophants are busy spamming social media platforms with diversions. This red herring ploy is a desperate attempt to draw a veil over the ever-deteriorating life of Museveni’s wife.
Meanwhile, many of our fellow Ugandans, the same people Maama Elephantiasis widowed and impoverished, are already in early celebrations of her demise.
Like have always predicted, it is just a matter of time and these these ruthless foreign criminals will be out of the State House.
Stay tuned as we bring you more details and update on this development.